Santa, I Can Explain Dog Christmas Tee

$26.99

✓ Free shipping over $85 (CA/US)
✓ Ships in 2-5 business days
✓ 30-day refund
✓ Christmas: order by Nov 21 (CA) / Dec 1 (US)

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL XS

Color Black Athletic Heather Navy White Ash

✓ Free shipping over $85 to Canada and the US. Under $85, the cost is shown at checkout before you pay
✓ Printed to order in 2-5 business days, with a tracking link emailed when it ships
✓ 30-day satisfaction refund, plus a free replacement if it arrives damaged or misprinted
✓ Secure checkout via Shop Pay, cards and PayPal
✓ Not sure of your size? Size chart and fit notes are right below

Why Pastime Goods

Original designs, not slogan templates. Every illustration is made for this shop, so you will not find it on a generic print site.
Made for your kind of animal. Humour for 12+ dog breeds, plus cats, cows, chickens and frogs, written for the people who love them.
A small Canadian shop. Based in Kitchener, Ontario. We answer every message.
Printed just for you. Made to order, backed by a 30-day refund and a free replacement if anything arrives damaged or misprinted.

Size & fit

Unisex fit, true to size. Order your usual size. Between sizes or want it relaxed? Pick the larger one.

Size	Chest width	Length
S	18 in / 46 cm	28 in / 71 cm
M	20 in / 51 cm	29 in / 74 cm
L	22 in / 56 cm	30 in / 76 cm
XL	24 in / 61 cm	31 in / 79 cm
2XL	26 in / 66 cm	32 in / 81 cm
3XL	28 in / 71 cm	33 in / 84 cm

Chest is measured flat across the shirt, 1 inch below the armhole. Measurements are approximate (about 1 inch of variation). Full size guide

Product details

Unisex jersey tee (Bella+Canvas 3001), soft and lightweight
Solid colours: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton. Heather colours: cotton/polyester blend
Side-seamed retail fit, tear-away label
Design printed directly on the fabric. Made to order for you

Care

Turn inside out, machine wash cold
Non-chlorine bleach only if needed
Tumble dry low, iron on medium heat, do not dry clean

Shipping & returns

Free shipping on orders over $85 to Canada and the US. Under $85, the shipping cost is shown at checkout before you pay.
Made to order: production takes 2 to 5 business days, then delivery. We email a tracking link when it ships.
Christmas: order by Nov 21 (Canada) or Dec 1 (US).
30-day satisfaction refund: not happy? Contact us within 30 days of delivery and we refund the item price (original shipping is refunded only if the item arrived defective, damaged or wrong).
Damaged, defective or wrong item? Send your order number and a photo and we replace it or refund you at no cost. Refunds take 5 to 10 business days to show up.
Cross-border orders may have duties or taxes, which are the buyer's responsibility.

Shipping policy · Returns and refunds

Quick answers

How long until it arrives? Production is 2 to 5 business days, plus delivery time. Your delivery estimate is shown at checkout before you pay.

What if the size is wrong? Check the size chart above (between sizes, pick the larger one). Questions? Message us before you order and we will help you pick.

Is it a good gift? Yes. Every design is original, printed to order, and you can ship it straight to the recipient's address at checkout.

Is the print durable? The design is printed directly onto the product. Wash garments cold, inside out. Mugs are microwave safe; hand wash for the brightest print.

Any discount? Use code MERRY15 at checkout for 15% off until Dec 1.

Still have a question? Contact us and we will reply quickly.

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For every dog owner who has come home to wrapping paper confetti. A funny Christmas shirt for dog moms and dads with a sheepish golden at the centre of the crime scene.

Original Christmas design.

Unisex classic fit, soft cotton (see the size chart on this page); for oversized look size up 1-2.
Printed on demand, allow 2-5 business days to print plus shipping. Christmas delivery: order by Nov 21 (Canada) or Dec 1 (US) for estimated arrival before Dec 25.
Original design, printed and shipped by our print partner. Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, do not iron on the print.
Made to order, with a 30-day satisfaction refund and a free replacement if it arrives damaged or misprinted.