Nope. Funny Poodle Hoodie | Poodle Lover Gift
Nope. Funny Poodle Hoodie | Poodle Lover Gift
- ✓ Free shipping over $85 (CA/US)
- ✓ Ships in 2-5 business days
- ✓ Free replacement if damaged
Free shipping on orders over $0.85 (Canada + US)
🚚 Estimated delivery: Oct 31 – Nov 11 (printed to order, then shipped with tracking)
✓ Free shipping over $85 to Canada and the US. Under $85, the cost is shown at checkout before you pay
✓ Printed to order in 2-5 business days, with a tracking link emailed when it ships
✓ Damaged or misprinted? Free replacement or refund within 30 days of delivery, no need to send it back
✓ Secure checkout via Shop Pay, cards and PayPal
✓ Not sure of your size? Size chart and fit notes are right below
- Original designs, not slogan templates. Every illustration is made for this shop, so you will not find it on a generic print site.
- Made for your kind of animal. Humour for 12+ dog breeds, plus cats, cows, chickens and frogs, written for the people who love them.
- A small Canadian shop. Based in Kitchener, Ontario. We answer every message.
- Printed just for you. Made to order, with a free replacement or refund if anything arrives damaged, defective or misprinted.
Size & fit
Unisex classic fit, runs roomy. Order your usual size, or size up 1 to 2 sizes for an oversized look. Between sizes? Pick the larger one.
| Size | Chest width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 in / 51 cm | 27 in / 69 cm |
| M | 22 in / 56 cm | 28 in / 71 cm |
| L | 24 in / 61 cm | 29 in / 74 cm |
| XL | 26 in / 66 cm | 30 in / 76 cm |
| 2XL | 28 in / 71 cm | 31 in / 79 cm |
| 3XL | 30 in / 76 cm | 32 in / 81 cm |
| 4XL | 32 in / 81 cm | 33 in / 84 cm |
| 5XL | 34 in / 86 cm | 34 in / 86 cm |
Chest is measured flat across the garment, 1 inch below the armhole. Measurements are approximate (about 1 inch of variation). Full size guide
Product details
- Heavy Blend hooded sweatshirt (Gildan 18500), about 8 oz fabric
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester (heather colours can vary slightly)
- Soft fleece inside, double-lined hood with matching drawcord, front pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs and hem
- Design printed directly on the fabric. Made to order for you
Care
- Turn inside out, machine wash cold, gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine bleach only if needed
- Tumble dry medium; iron on low heat, but not directly on the print; do not dry clean
Shipping & returns
- Free shipping on orders over $85 to Canada and the US. Under $85, the shipping cost is shown at checkout before you pay.
- Made to order: production takes 2 to 5 business days, then delivery. We email a tracking link when it ships.
- Christmas: order by Nov 21 (Canada) or Dec 1 (US).
- Damaged, defective, misprinted or wrong item? Send your order number and a photo within 30 days of delivery and we send a free replacement or refund you at no cost. No need to send it back. Refunds take 5 to 10 business days to show up.
- Made to order, so no returns for change of mind, size or colour. Please check the size chart above, and message us before ordering if you are unsure.
- Cross-border orders may have duties or taxes, which are the buyer's responsibility.
Quick answers
How long until it arrives? Production is 2 to 5 business days, plus delivery time. Your delivery estimate is shown at checkout before you pay.
What if the size is wrong? Check the size chart above (between sizes, pick the larger one). Questions? Message us before you order and we will help you pick.
Is it a good gift? Yes. Every design is original, printed to order, and you can ship it straight to the recipient's address at checkout.
Is the print durable? The design is printed directly onto the product. Wash garments cold, inside out. Mugs are microwave safe; hand wash for the brightest print.
Any discount? Use code MERRY15 at checkout for 15% off until Dec 1.
Still have a question? Contact us and we will reply quickly.
NOPE. The official poodle response to bath time, vet visits and Mondays.
Every poodle owner knows the look: the side-eye, the planted paws, the dramatic flop. This one is for the people who live with a tiny (or not so tiny) negotiator.
Details
- Gildan 18500 heavy blend hooded sweatshirt
- Front pouch pocket and a roomy hood
- Size up 1-2 sizes for an oversized, cozy fit
- Full-chest print; see the size chart on this page
Perfect gift for: poodle moms and dads, and anyone whose dog has opinions.
Care: machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, do not iron on the print. Printed to order in 2-5 business days plus shipping; shipping and delivery estimate shown at checkout. Free replacement if damaged or misprinted within 30 days.
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